undereyelouisvuittons:

Remembers literally none of the details, occasionally forgets the main characters name

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school like

orangeslut:

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

i hate everyone

(Source: theleagueofasses)